‘Murdered By Words’: 76 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Jerks In Their Place (New Pics)

Being insulting and mean often comes right back to bite you. Amongst the most impressive ways to fight internet trolls is by using fierce, well-constructed, and piercingly accurate comebacks. The post 'Murdered By Words': 76 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Jerks In Their Place (New Pics) first appeared on Bored Panda....

Welcome to the internet, a place to find like-minded people no matter what your background is. Sounds fun, right? Sadly, it can become quite toxic. And we’re the ones to blame for it. Racism, misogyny, classism; all of society’s wounds fester online just as much as they do in real life.

However, being insulting and mean often comes right back to bite you. Amongst the most impressive ways to fight internet trolls is by using the epic art of the comeback. Fierce, well-constructed, and piercingly accurate arguments end up in the subreddit called Murdered By Words. This community with over 2.6M members is the place where verbal assassins cut right through the BS and share some of the best burns.

When you’re done scrolling through this list, you’ll find some more inspiration for savage comebacks by checking out Bored Panda’s previous posts on the subreddit here, here, and here.

#1 Murdered And Exposed And Torn Asunder…

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#2 See Ya, Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya

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#3 Satanists Just Don’t Acknowledge Religions

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#4 What Did You Do?

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#5 Shoot Like A Girl

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#6 There Is Nothing Inherently Great About Any Country

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#7 Some People Really Need To Stop Thinking About A Damn Rock

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#8 Reading Is For Suckers

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#9 Science Is Hard

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#10 Say Her Name

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#11 Parental Disparages

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#12 It’s So Obvious And They Still Miss It

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#13 Just Work Harder!

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#14 When You Come For Brazil But Forget You Live In The Us

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#15 How’s That Racism?

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#16 Same Same, But Different

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#17 Deserved It

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#18 I Will Leave This Kind Of Debate To You People

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#19 F***ing Dumb Is An Understatement

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#20 Pot, Meet Kettle

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#21 Cognitive Dissonance (He Left Me On Seen Btw)

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#22 Response About A Record Number Of Concert Attendees

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#23 I Don’t Know If That Counts

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#24 Arrivederci Amore Mio

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#25 Anti-Birth Control And Probably Anti-Abortion Mbw

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#26 Dude Wants “Young Woman To Help Rule His Kingdom”

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#27 Quitting 101

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#28 The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

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#29 Embarrassing, Indeed

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#30 And As His Second And Third Too

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#31 Anti-Vax Takedown On Nextdoor

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#32 What Weighs More, A Pound Of Feathers Or A Pound Of Iron?

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#33 Is That More Of An Oops Or A Whoops?

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#34 Opposite Gender

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#35 The Misspell Just Perfects It

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#36 Alabama Would Like To Have A Word

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#37 Don’t Forget To Recycle

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#38 Dude Just Roasted The Entire Human Race

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#39 Don’t Disrespect Tom Hanks

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#40 Got Sonned

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#41 No Sign Of Intelligent Life Anywhere

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#42 Nyt Reporter Has A Basic Question For Minnesota’s Rollout Of “Not-Reaching Pouches,” A Bold New Innovation In Hoping Cops Don’t Shoot You!

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#43 Can’t Find Anyone To Hire

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#44 Fact Checking Has Become A Bloodsport…

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#45 It’s Literally In The Name

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#46 Dolphins Are Intelligent Animals

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#47 Killed A Guy And One Country In A Single Sentence

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#48 Let’s Get The Ignorant Ones To Write Policies

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#49 Shame On You, Crayola!

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#50 Attention Is A Hell Of A Drug

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#51 Nonni From The Top Rope

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#52 “You Have Your Quiver On Backwards”

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#53 From What I’ve Heard, Target Is Not A Good Place To Work

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#54 Tearing People Down Instead Of Building Them Up

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#55 You Tell Him!

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#56 In A Video About Killing Pigs Mercifully At A Family Farm

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#57 At A Loss For Words On This One

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#58 Nabisco Wants You To Know They Care More About Your Cookie Dipping Habits Than Their Workers…

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#59 Reddit Itself Doing Its Part

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#60 Homeless Doesn’t Mean Without A Home, Apparently!

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#61 Some Things You Just Can’t Recover From

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#62 Thats Is A Great Goal

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#63 Uno Reverse Card

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#64 Own The Libs By Staying At Home

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#65 A Real Speedster

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#66 Society If It Was Run By Girls And Gays

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#67 So Much Wrong Here, Where To Begin?

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#68 Tolkien Says Stfu

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#69 My Favorite Antivax Poem

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#70 Work Is More Important Than Family

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#71 You Can Be Whatever You Want On The Internet

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#72 Use Of Casual English = Illiterate

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#73 Never Will Forget This One

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#74 Doc Got No Chill

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#75 Ea Asks Users To Tell Them What Makes Them A Simmer, Gets A Brutally Honest Answer

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#76 Redirection At Its Finest

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