There are several ways to mark such a joyous occasion as one’s birthday. First, there’s the unsurpassed classic of getting your friends and family together for a celebratory dinner, cake, and maybe some beverages afterward. Then there’s the weekend escape with your loved one to a cozy place somewhere. Then, of course, if you work in an office or anywhere with other people involved, there’s the inevitably awkward congratulation cake and limp-fish handshake party. But you know what could make this kind of a get-together even more unpalatable? Cringy birthday puns! But, as you’re about to see, cringy wordplay could also be good, at least at relieving the tension of having to sit through your coworkers’ rendition of the Happy Birthday song performed off-key and off-beat. And if you’d serve these creative puns at a one-per-minute rate, you might just have the cake and eat it too (as your comrades will definitely announce an early end to the party).
Since you, our dedicated reader, already know that we just can’t get enough of unique puns dedicated to some specific topic, it’s probably no surprise that we also made a list of original puns meant to mark the passing of your years. Of course, there will be funny puns about commemoratory cakes, exultant presents, and birthday wishes. There will also be some clever puns on you getting older and none the wiser. In other words – exactly what the doctor prescribed to make your birthday an exclusive occasion. That is if you choose to serve these fun puns to your party guests. If not – it’s entirely your choice, but then your affair will undoubtedly lack some pomp.
Anyway, funny jokes or not – birthdays are always worthy of a celebration! And whether you are picking some birthday puns for your own jubilee or to be scribbled onto a greeting card and lousily shoved into your friend’s hand – you’ll find what you seek for just a couple of inches below. So don’t forget to vote for these lame puns and tell us which ones did you like the most!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Kids are so easy to buy for. My younger sister said she loves anything Frozen. I got her some frozen peas and pop tarts, can’t wait to see the look on her face.
I need glasses to read my birthday cards. Wine glasses.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you.
Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake?
It’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
You know what goes up and never comes down?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
How do raccoons celebrate their birthdays?
They get trashed.
How does a cat celebrate its birthday?
By turning up the mewsic.
This whole birthday thing is getting old. Don’t you think?
I wanted to write some chemistry puns in your card, but I wasn’t sure if I’d get a reaction.
My girlfriend asked for a ring for her birthday, so I don’t know why she hung up the phone when I called.
What type of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
What’s a ghost’s favorite cake?
You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
There’s nothing better than presents from friends and family on your birthday. Unless it’s the presence of friends and family on your birthday.
What kind of birthday cake did Peter Pan receive?
That birthday party was gelato fun.
Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!
I bought you a loaf of bread for your birthday toast.
You feta have a…gouda birthday.
So, you’re spaghetting older.
Why do people write on birthday cakes?
Because everyone wants to have their cake and read it too.
Go ahead cake my day.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
What do you say to a female sheep on her birthday?
Happy birthday to ewe!
What does a turtle do on his birthday?
I always get emotional on my birthday. Even my cake is in tiers.
Age only matters when you’re cheese, and you look gouda to me.
Have a grate birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.
I was going to get you a present, but I decided this folded paper would show how much I card about you.
The cat’s out of the bag—you’re one year older. Hope your birthday leaves you feline good!
Why do cats love birthdays?
They love to purrty.
How do you wish a crocodile well wishes on his birthday?
What did one crustacean say to the other on his birthday?
Have a crab-u-lous day!
Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.
Break out the corkscrew because you have aged to perfection.
My girlfriend looked disappointed when I gave her a pack of cards. I don’t get why, she asked for something with diamonds in it.
Does a green candle burn longer than a blue one?
No they both burn shorter.
Happy birthday. We really must ketchup soon.
Alpaca a bottle of wine to celebrate your birthday!
Happy panda-emic birthday.
Diamonds are forever, that’s how long I’ll be paying off your birthday earrings.
I know you were upset when I got you a My Little Pony when you asked for a real pony. But you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
What do you call it when you train a kid to use a toilet on their birthday?
A surprise potty!
Why was the birthday cake hard as a rock?
It was a marble cake.
Turning 21 is nothing to wine about.
You’re not old, you’re classic.
Why do your relatives never forget a birthday?
Age is a relative thing.
What do you say to a tree on its birthday?
It’s your birthday?
Alpaca my party hat.
I can’t cake my eyes off of you.
Sound the a-llama, it’s your birthday!
Yoda best, birthday girl.
You’ll always have a pizza my heart. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, you’re puggin’ awesome.
You know you’re getting old when the cake says, candle with care.
It is your birthday you batter believe it!
Hey shawty. It’s sherbert day.
What’d one veggie say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday.
Happy belated birthday! Butter late than never.
You’re old, but I do not carrot all.
Happy birthday. You’re one in a melon.
Why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in weird fabric?
To make your presents felt.
Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just want to get lit.
A birthday cake is just like a golf ball. You’ve got to slice it.
What did one candle say to the other candle?
Don’t birthdays just burn you up?
Did you hear about the big birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout.
What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
Yeti or not, it’s your birthday.
So glad you’re still alive and cake-ing.
Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sending you s’more birthday wishes.
Oh ship, it’s your birthday.
I got you popcorn for your birthday because you’re poppin.
Have an egg-cellent birthday.
Your birthday is kind of a big dill.
Hoping your birthday doesn’t lead to a barf-day. You know what I mean.
Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing.
I got you some birthday chocolates, but they aren’t half as sweet as you.
Grandpa I’ve bought you a gift you’ll never be able to part with. It’s a comb.
Raisin a toast for your birthday.
You know what they say about more candles a bigger wish!
Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
People won’t stop toasting you.
What did the elephant want for its birthday?
A trunk full of gifts.
What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Time to par-tea!
Nothing holds a candle to you.
You take the cake.
Have an otterly awesome birthday.
The cat’s out of the bag It’s you’re birthday!
I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.
Miso happy it’s your birthday.
Hippo-birthday to you!
I hope you have a purr-fect birthday.
Hope you are having a turtley awesome birthday.
Get ready to pod-y.
Bird on the street is, it’s your birthday.
Once you’re over the hill, that’s when you begin to really pick upspeed.
Milk your birthday for all it’s worth.
Birthday candles don’t exercise, they burn out far too easily.
Getting older is no piece of cake, but just try not to think of that when you’re blowing out your candles!
Thanks for raisin me well, you’re a grape parent.
I said to my cat, “I’m wishing mew a happy birthday.”
Why did the birthday cake visit the therapist?
Because it was feeling crumby!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish them.
What do you call your 21st birthday?
Dim sum-body say it’s your birthday?
You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection.
I guess from now on every birthday is a surprise!
You make life so funfetti.
My speech involved giving Grandpa a toast of his own medicine.
What’d the teddy bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me, I’m stuffed.
What’s an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
What’d the dancer say to her classmate?
Age is irrelephant, so enjoy your day.
Loving you is a piece of cake.
Happy birthday to a paw-some buddy.
Let’s taco ’bout your birthday.
Celebrating with you is a piece of cake.
I tried to offer a teddy bear some birthday cake but he was already too stuffed.
Let’s make like candles on a birthday cake and get lit.
Wishing my sauciest friend an A1 birthday.
Happy birthday no matter how you slice it.
Llama just say, happy birthday to you.
You’re a quaran-teen now. Happy birthday!
If you want to say happy birthday to a sheep in Spain, it’s “fleece cumpleanos.”
I thought you meant you wanted my presence, not my presents oops.
Why did the doctor say to the birthday boy when he got heartburn from eating cake?
Try taking the candles off!
Feliz cumpleaños. Have a flantastic birthday!
Happy birthday best tea!
How do you celebrate a birthday in heaven?
Angel food cake!
I got you a card. It’s the Ace of Spades.
I’m trying to convince my wife I want a Segway for my birthday. But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
Here’s to a soup-er birthday!
You’re pretty dino-mite. Happy birthday!
You’re a koalaty friend. Happy birthday!
Have a bear-y good birthday.
Happy bird-day to you.
Have an owl-some birthday.
Life is what you bake it.
Have a pug-tastic birthday.
I hope you have a koala-ty birthday!
Wishing you a sloth of fun on your birthday.
Because it’s your birthday, I scent you your favourite perfume.
Did you know that dogs age even faster than humans?
And you think you have it ruff!
Why don’t owls exchange birthday gifts?
They do not give a hoot.