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82 Screenshots Of Embarrassingly Inaccurate Things Americans Posted On The Internet

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We all make fools out of ourselves every now and then. Nobody is safe from that unwelcome sense of anxiety once you realized the thing you just said makes zero sense. But things that leave your mouth, whether IRL or online, do stay there, oftentimes forever.

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit, r/S***AmericansSay, dedicated entirely to the mission of collecting the stupidest, funniest, and sometimes embarrassing cases of people being so convinced they know better when they couldn’t be further away from the truth.

So let’s ready ourselves for the ensued hilarity, ‘cause we are about to have a fair share of it, trust me.

#1 You’re On The Internet, Which Is American

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#2 America Is The Reason You Have Cars

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#3 “More People Use Imperial Than Metric”

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#4 How Do You Prevent People From Jumping Off Like Idiots?

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#5 Go To Panama, This Is America

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#6 ‘People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are War Criminals’

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#7 “More People Know About Our Smallest State Vermont Then The Amsterdam”

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#8 Hmmmmmmm

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#9 The Ambulance Is Not Your Taxi To The Hospital

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#10 Biden’s America

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#11 “I Am In Rhode Island”. “Nice, Ever Been To The USA Before”?

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#12 What Does He Care? He’s Not A Us Citizen, He’s Not Effected

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#13 I Am Confused Is There A Rome In Italy?

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#14 People Engaging Me In German Because I Look German

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#15 Being Broke In American Is 100% On You

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#16 Pridemonth

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#17 Where Does It Say In The Constitution Or Any Of The Amendments That Eating Is A Human Right?

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#18 Should Ask Them If Jews Matter Too

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#19 The Real Heros Are The Ones Who Served The Us Military

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#20 Are We Acting Like That’s Not Possible?

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#21 “They Started Faking An Accent”

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#22 “We Will Never Rewrite The Constitution”

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#23 “American Deaths Are Worth More”

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#24 (Sad) Mistake A North Korean Flag For A Texan Flag

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#25 “We Savez Nations Not Destroy Them”

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#26 “The White House Is Bigger Than All The Countries You Named”

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#27 “Uniquely American”

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#28 “Healthcare Isn’t A Human Right”

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#29 “Who Was The First Country On Planet Earth To Ban Slavery? That’s Right, America”

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#30 “I Get That Native Americans Are Upset, I Get It”

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#31 “[…]although My Ancestry Dna Gives Me Zero Italian Dna On My Dad’s Side, I’ll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian!”

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#32 The Titanic Is Just A Movie, Right?

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#33 Well Allocated Funds

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#34 “I’d Rather Receive False Information…”

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#35 Wait Other Countries Didn’t Have To Sing Their National Anthem Everyday At School For 12 Years???

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#36 “It’s Amazing To See How Few Countries Know That “Soccer” Is The Correct Term”

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#37 But We Can Pock Whatever Doctor Or Healthcare Insurer We Want! We Win

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#38 Why Is Munich Spelled “München” On Signs In Germany?

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#39 Your Haircuts Are Un-American

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#40 Do You Guys Have Refrigerators?

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#41 “He Is (Your President)”

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#42 European Countries Don’t Have Elections As They Are Too Poor To Pay For The Patent Rights

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#43 Wishing “Evil” On A Country Is Pretty Mean

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#44 “Europeans Have Pretty Much The Exact Same Culture And Genetics”

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#45 Would Love To See Some Of These Countries Try To F With Us

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#46 Countries

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#47 Nates Of Americans

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#48 Why Do Brits Speak English, An American Language, Rather Than Speaking Some European Language?

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#49 Commie Divas

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#50 Forks Are Uniquely American

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#51 Bidets Are Confusing

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#52 “Europeans Don’t Have Culture”

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#53 “Has Monumentally Contributed More To Mankind Than All Those Noted Combined”

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#54 Rank: Military Spouse

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#55 “I Will Not Comply”

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#56 Is Mediterranean A Slur To Italians?

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#57 Futuristic Technology

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#58 If Churchill Was A “Racist”

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#59 “At Least American Toilets Aren’t Just Holes In The Ground”

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#60 “I Would Like To See You Devote A Tweet To Memorializing The Victims Of 9/11. Thanks”

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#61 It Foreign

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#62 Can’t Compare Those Other Cities To The Us

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#63 “Offended By Our Patriotism, Wattpad Girl?”

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#64 My Ancestors Are American And They Came From America

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#65 “We Invented The Car”

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#66 “…your Hip Would Break Because Their Medical Staff Is Garage…”

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#67 “USA Is Less Racist Than Those Scandinavian Ethnostates”

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#68 “Come To America Where Our Dialects Are So Different Some Count As Completely Different Languages”

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#69 Reading Is Hard

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#70 “If Your Leg Is Broken In Europe – You’re Done “

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#71 Please Don’t Bring This European Style Socialism To America

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#72 “Good Luck Trying To Be A Billionaire Over There.”

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#73 “You Shoud Put The U.S. For English”

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#74 “Everyone Should Be Put In The Marines. Now”

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#75 “My Expensive, Frequent Health Care Is Subsidized At The Expense Of Healthy People. I Think It’s Great!” Thief

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#76 Europe Is A Country

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#77 ”Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad?”

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#78 Well They Don’t Have Rights In England

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#79 You’re A Third World Country For A Reason

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#80 “You Rarely See Iphones Outside Switzerland”

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#81 Only Americans Can Comprehend American Football

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#82 My Son Died From Covid-19 And I’m Still Voting For Trump

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